i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.
i sure do laugh a lot for someone who’s dead on the inside.