dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?
– (I ask myself this all the time)

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears